Health and Safety Signs: Lost in Translation

I've come across these signs whose message & intentions are good but when translated - it comes out hilariously funny. Enjoy and share.

1. Who is being executed?

2. I can relate to the tiny grasses

3. Beware - be very aware!

4. Please be careful when you slip

5. Be informed - special for deformed only

6. New anti-terrorist weapon

7. Touching is not allowed - seek some help

8. Soup cheap, fast & easy